Rabbit Season (the bumbling bunny business)

[ployboy]

big fat cw: animal death, animals as food and everything associated with keeping livestock

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[salamanca]

Lalo Salamanca

Found a bunny and held it for ransom

Still expects to be allowed to help for some reason??? Idk man entitled criminals and their weird criminal brains.

He'll invite himself to go check traps with people! He wants to learn more about trapping/hunting.

He can def butcher for food! That, he already knows how to do. And he's, uh, not squeamish, to put it mildly.

He loves playing with the baby bunnies.

He will not clean shit.

How often will he be around? Who knows! Hard to say! Depends how bored he is.

I still don't know where he lives. He's in a weird place right now, okay? Your house? He's figuring shit out.

Also, feel free to tell him to kick rocks! He would be happy to invite himself to help but LMFAOOOO I could not blame Tim one iota for telling him to fuck right the hell off.