Rabbit Season (the bumbling bunny business)

[ployboy]

big fat cw: animal death, animals as food and everything associated with keeping livestock

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I'M JUST HERE TO PET THE BABY BUNNIES

[ployboy]

• name
• time spent volunteering: minimal, mid, a fucking lot?
• involvement: checking traps? supplying (mostly) live buns? supplying feed? cleaning or construction? butchering for food? taking for fur? harassing the babies because there's literally nothing else to do around here?

Reply here for a somewhat accurate and orderly count of rabbit bits for the month.

[ployboy]

• Tim Drake
• he lives in the not!destroyed portion of House 16, forever watching over his furchildren
• he can remember to feed them!! and separate them if there's nasty brawls. overall competence as caretaker: 2/10

[salamanca]

Lalo Salamanca

Found a bunny and held it for ransom

Still expects to be allowed to help for some reason??? Idk man entitled criminals and their weird criminal brains.

He'll invite himself to go check traps with people! He wants to learn more about trapping/hunting.

He can def butcher for food! That, he already knows how to do. And he's, uh, not squeamish, to put it mildly.

He loves playing with the baby bunnies.

He will not clean shit.

How often will he be around? Who knows! Hard to say! Depends how bored he is.

I still don't know where he lives. He's in a weird place right now, okay? Your house? He's figuring shit out.

Also, feel free to tell him to kick rocks! He would be happy to invite himself to help but LMFAOOOO I could not blame Tim one iota for telling him to fuck right the hell off.

[solitarysoul]

• Levi
• time spent volunteering: mid-ish? he has not a godamned thing so much else to do in milton
• involvement: he'll check traps and give some buns to tim. maybe cleaning or construction if asked/he's around when its being done. butchering for food and fur. trying not to think of them as pets if other people start doing so.

[triedtobelong]

• Jason McConnell
  
• mmmmid? idk it depends on if he can find anything else to do/how much he wants company.
  
• construction, badly??? probably feeding/cleaning??? he's here for Tim to boss around basically so have fun. just don't ask him to butcher things he won't have any idea what to do.

[flambeaux]

• Louis de Pointe du Lac
• mid because he's mid at being a father AYYY
• business advice, checking traps, butchering once he learns how from a book, culling the weak

[guidemyway]

• Ruby Rose
• mid - a fucking lot.
• involvement: Ruby is pretty savvy when it comes to trapping, so she probably checks traps and construction. She treats them super sweetly and plays with them, but totally has the stomach for butchering and skinning for fur.

She comes in like a tornado and leaves a mess in her wake. But anything she can do to help she'll try it.

• May also let some of the buns out for fun.

[castitas]

• Kate Marsh
• time spent volunteering: Minimal, at first. She's not entirely thrilled the idea of raising bunnies for slaughter in all honesty. It's a bit of a sore spot for her (understatement). But she's competent in bunny care so she'll eventually help out more over time so they're at least having a somewhat good life before the inevitable happens.
• involvement: Cleaning, feeding, general care. She literally owns a rabbit, back home. Someone needs to be knowing what they're doing here.

[bestsir]

• Harry Goodsir
• Helps with the rabbits when he can
• Care and feeding, doesn't mind getting his hands messy, and is also fairly pragmatic about turning rabbits into food (although he'll be careful of the sensibilities of those who might be troubled by it) (though there may be a wee bit of trauma response the first time he has to butcher a rabbit)

[questioningmermaids]

• Holland March
• time spent volunteering: Medium amount
• involvement: Feeding, occasionally checking traps.